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The Meme War Has Begun: Satirical News. Weaponized Memes. Decentralized Resistance.
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Bearded “Expectant Father” Accuses RFK of Denying Science While Cradling His Imaginary Womb
In a stunning act of mental gymnastics, protestors gathered today to denounce RFK Jr. as “anti-science,” while one biologically male...
cognitivenews
May 15, 2025
1 min read
TikTok Star Diagnosed with Post-Traumatic Accountability Disorder (PTAD)
In a world where personal responsibility is a hate crime and victimhood is a career path, it was only a matter of time before someone...
cognitivenews
May 6, 2025
2 min read
New Inclusive Math Curriculum Declares 2+2 = ‘Whatever Feels Right Today
In a country where facts are offensive and formulas are oppressive; it was only a matter of time before mathematics got reprogrammed for...
cognitivenews
May 6, 2025
2 min read
Medical Schools Introduce Non-Binary Anatomy Classes Where Organs Identify Themselves
Stomachs now self-report as gluten-free when empowered. In a bold leap toward anatomical equity, medical schools now teach that organs...
cognitivenews
May 6, 2025
2 min read
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